1995 Polaris 300 2x4 (2-Stroke)
-Kenda Bearclaws
-2000lb Champion Winch

4wd is for Pussies who can't drive. ;)

Barrel Racing, Hunting, Fishing & Fly Fishing, Breaking Colts, Rodeoing, Team Roping, Wakeboarding, Surfing, and Photography

YOU KNOW YOUR FROM FLORIDA WHEN.....


"Down South" means Key West.

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.

Flip-flops are everyday wear.

Shoes are for business meetings and church.
No, wait, flip flops are good for church too.

Socks are only for bowling.

Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit.

Tap water makes you vomit.

Sweet tea can be served at any meal .

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida.

You measure distance in minutes.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.

All the local festivals are named after a fruit.

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

Your winter coat is made of denim

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.

You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.

You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas.

It's not "pop." It's "soda" or "coke."

Anything under 70 is chilly.

You've attended a hurricane party.

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee , Okahumpka and Loxahatchee.

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than have a boat yourself.

You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include various fish, the NRA and a confederate flag.

You were 8 before you realized they made houses without pools.

You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is and why it's important!

You could swim before you could read.

You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.

Every other house had blue roofs in 2004-2005.

You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark.

You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.

You dread the lovebug seasons.

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.

You know why flamingos are pink.

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.

You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still haven't.

When the northerners complain that 80 is 'so hot', you just stand there and smile.

You refer to the seasons as "Tourist Season", "Fire Season" "Hurricane Season" and "Mosquito Season"

My name is Cierra. I was proudly born and raised in the Swamps of North Central Florida. I might live in the city now but I'm still country at heart and nothing can ever change that. I was raised like every other Southerner, I work hard, move slow, say Ma'am and Sir and if you don't like it then tough shit cause I ain't gunna change. When I ain't working at VonDohren Stables I'm usually Hunting, Fishing, Team Roping or Barrel Racing. If you want to know more just ask. (=

A "True" country boy who knows how to treat a lady and isn't in it for a one night stand. "True" Cowboys are a plus too cause not many people can relate to that way of life.

Heavy Drinkers, I can deal with smokers but I dont prefer it.
Typical guys who are only in it for sex.
Stuck Up Bitches
People who think or act country but really aren't
People who have money and think they're better than everyone else because of it.