• You've never met any celebrities.
• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
• "Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.
• You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
• You measure distance in minutes.
• Down south to you means Kentucky.
• You know several people who have hit a deer.
• Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
• Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
• You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
• You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
• You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
• You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
• Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
• You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
• You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
• You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
• All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
• You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
• You carry jumper cables in your car.
• You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
• You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
• You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
• You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
• You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
• The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
• You think that deer season is a national holiday.
• You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
• You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
• You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
• You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
• You know if another Ohioian is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.
• You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.
• You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.
• You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends.
• Isn't it sad? You just said "yup" and "uh-huh" or aint that the truth" to most of these!!!

Uh-huh!!

Hey now, I've met Mohammad Ali, and Sebastion Bach and Mojo Nixon plus a few other people I can't remember.  The lingerie thing NOT.  As for the rest of this.  Well...Yeah, its true! lol

hahahah i knew you gonna like that lol and polish jokes man thats racist lol

ooooooohh !!!...your so goin down for that one Simon !..lmao...got jokes huh ?...wait til i start the polish jokes !

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Sounds like Si is a lil jealous of us Buckeyes . . . . . Bring on the Polish jokes Jason!!!! Lol

i did fl couple weeks im doing all the states people so let me knwo teh request for next state. im going by the most active states so fl oh i guess ga here we go next week

do pa next simon

un huh most of them are true i say kentucky next