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- You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow."
- You say the correct pronunciation LANG-kist-er instead of the mispronounced Lan-CAST-er, and LEB-en-in instead of the equally incorrect Leb-a-NON.
- You know the only way to make good fastnachts is to cook them in LARD.
- You live within two miles of a plant that makes potato chips, corn chips,pretzels, candy, or ice cream, or that packages turkeys, beans, or bologna.
- You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."
- You know what REAL pot pie is.
- YOUR turkey has "filling," not "stuffing," and most certainly, NOT "dressing."
- You know that chicken corn soup from a fire house is the most nearly perfect food on earth.
- You say things like, "Outen the lights," "I'm calling off today," and "They're calling for snow."
- You've heard of distelfinks and hex signs.
- You only buy your beer and soda by the case.
- You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
- You know the Penn State cheer, and although you've never attended PennState, you are a most obnoxious Penn State fan. (WE ARE...ANNOYING!)
- Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.
- You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield.
- You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva.
- You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.
- School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.
- When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI."
- You call sloppy joes "barbecue."
- When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.
- You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.
- Know that Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling," and believe that it really is a premium beer (which comes from growing up on Schlitz and Iron City).
- Have the Rolling Rock bottle memorized: "From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment. . . . "
- Know that Wilkes-Barre is pronounced "Wilks Berry."
- Can pronounce "Knoebels."
- Can pronounce (or spell) "Schuylkill."
- Live for summer, when street fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
- Have a day off school on the Monday after Thanksgiving, which is the first day of hunting season.
- Never have to worry about being stuck in a ditch when it's snowing. -someone in a 4WD pickup with tow chains will be along shortly.
- Elect pro-life Democrats and pro-choice Republicans for Governor (i.e., Casey and Ridge)
- Frequently go "with," e.g., "You going to the market? Mind if I come with?"
- Refer to something as "a whole nother," e.g., "That's a whole nother issue."
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| POSTED BY: jbgmc on 01/26/2012 12:39:50 PM |
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I fell better about living on Ohio now. lol
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| POSTED BY: tjr6843 on 01/26/2012 05:18:17 PM |
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i'm from pa. and it's true all of it goo post 
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this is y im glad i live in ohio but really close to pa
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got to love them fords now
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yeah, i love being a pennsylvania girl[: dang proud too! :P
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| POSTED BY: nicad12 on 01/30/2012 10:04:40 PM |
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Oh pa how we love and hate you all the same...too bad I was raised with more southern blood and I'm from pa... Oh well :)
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