I don't have one anymore. In the market for one. :)

Apparently you're not sposed to park your truck in the middle of a corn field...on its side...after midnight. The cops seem to frown upon that. & put these stupid lil pink tags that say: abandoned vehicle. I mean seriously, WTF!?

I drive a car... that gets awesome gas mileage. Soo suck it bitches. JK. I'm looking for a mid 90's - early/mid 2000's Ford or Dodge. nothing too ridiculous, a 5in lift will do. Lil to NO RUST!

(If it has whips, it better have a fucking CB. Whats the use!? I mean really you just look like a fag if you have one but not the other. Sorry, its the truth. & sometimes the truth hurts!)


1971 High Boy F100 w/a 460.

Stuff, including but not limited to:
Hunting. Fishing. Mudding. Shooting guns.
Shopping. Going to concerts. Cuddling.
Lighting shit on fire.
& Poking dead things with sticks.

I like anything...
Western.
Comedy.
Action.
Chick Flicks.
& yes, the Twilight ones.

- Fried Twinkies, Buckle Bunnies, & Bull Riders: A Year Inside the Professional Bull Riders Tour.
- Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea.

URGENT MESSAGE: if you're like 15, 16, 17, 18.. PLEASE, do not send me a message saying, "Wanna Text?" & then send like 5 more when I do not answer. - sorry little boys, I'm not into statutory rape.

My name is Holly Marie.
I live & work on a farm.
I'm 21; Jager BOMBSSS!
I have 2 dogs: Abbey & Mattie.
Also have one cat/raccoon: Buddha.
I like trucks, mudding, guns, COPE, 4wheelers, arctic cats, cowboy boots, & country music. [Not necessarily all in that order.] ;)
I believe FACEBOOK says it best; i'm in a relationship & its complicated. UGGH.
I have a boyfriend; he's sorda white trashy.
I am 5'4" of pure badass'ed'ness.



Deer. pheasant. raccoon. coyote. hunting = love.
Frankie Ballard, i will marry you. brace yourself!
Iowa State will always be my team. soo FUCK OFF.
I go to a lot of rodeos; i hate buckle bunnies.
I like ford, chevy, & dodge; what can i say, i'm an equal opportunist.

Saw It. Wanted It. Threw A Fit. Got It.
Yeahhh, i'm a daddy's girl.
Bikka, bikka means nice rims. Duhhh.
I am bringing "Porch Monkey" back - Clerks II.
I was going to school to become a Veterinary Assistant; Hawkeye Comm. College. I'm thinking DNR Officer is more my style now. :)

"...i wanna take you back to my place, you can do your dance on the kitchen floor. i wanna hear your boots knocking down that hallway, right on through that bedroom door. i wanna lay you down next to me.. i wanna ease your mind and maybe set you free, can't you see!? i wanna take you home with me..."

Guys that hunt: deer. duck. pheasant. coyote. etc.
Guys that wear camoflage.
Guys that wear cute lil ball caps.


You'll be seeing his & hers buckles, boots, & spurs.

Guys that rock ripped up, grungy, tight jeans.
Guys that wear cowboy boots everyday.
Guys that can play guitar. & can play it WELL. (i.e. FRANKIE [FUCKING] BALLARD).

Abnormally short people.
Abnormally tall people.
People who can't grow facial hair.
Excessively hairy people. (i.e. Sasquatch).
People who are still on MYSPACE. (CREEPY!)
People who don't hunt &/or chew.
Black people.
Douchebags.
People that fuck their cousins.
& Gingers. (Even thou i have reddish hair; 2 gingers don't make a right. Sorry!)

"...I know that you want to take me home, you wanna take a little drive just to get me alone. But i'm a good girl, mama taught me to watch my back. Gotta to stay away from boys who play like that. 'Cause there's no such thing as a free ride..." - The JaneDear Girls

Country.
Rock.
Some Rap.
Also Lady GaGa.
Justin Moore. Frankie Ballard. Brantley Gilbert. Jason Aldean. Chris Young.